Opps1 – Ch.8 – Pg.3
Elliwiny: I bet the felony was really lame. Readers, if any of you are lawyers, I would love to hear from you about what you think the lamest felony is.
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Elliwiny: I bet the felony was really lame. Readers, if any of you are lawyers, I would love to hear from you about what you think the lamest felony is.
IANAL but giving food to a pirate carries a three year prison term.
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/1657
lmao actually I can see that working. Going out on a boat to trade a pirate pal for some nice wine. And rum for himself! Yarrrrr!
how much extra time does jack spend every year trying to make sure everything he interacts with is christmas themed